Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
ourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Touris! t: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
strained my shoulder on Sunday during the Invitational Bouldering Competition at Climb Asia. very very fun routes. but still weak.haha.but i enjoyed climbing those routes!
went to climb with jansen for a while today aft my class.kesheng,heng hong came along a lil later. shoulder still a bit weak. but not hurting much anymore.happy!!had fun setting routes for them and seeing them suffer!muahhha.finally went for Muay Thai trg once again. felt weak and noob coz they were having a Muay Thai recreational course as well. did abit of sparring and pad work. and my shins are full of bruises again=(
had subway!for the first time since the start of 2009!haha.i remember i used to get a lil sick of subway last yr, when i stayed in OKR. every dinner or lunch was Subway. but now i miss it!
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